Yes, you have just encountered an enormous piece of toast that sees through empty eyeholes and talks out of a jelly mouth.

The Toast of Carolyn Belefski’s Curls is kind of disgruntled to be living in a giant toaster, but not a bad piece of bread to have around. He’s always smiling so long as he remembers to smear his jelly smile on once he bounces out of his toaster in the morning.

Made in USA.